Cherry Ripe: What is so great about you?
Sally Mon: I am an excellent source of Omega-3s
Cherry Ripe: What are those?
Sally Mon: They help brain, fight off cancer, it is something your body needs.
Cherry Ripe: Is this something you need in your body?
Sally Mon: Yes, you need to have fish like me twice a week.
Cherry Ripe: Are there other fish like you
Sally Mon: Yes there are, like Tuna for example.
Cherry Ripe: Do u enjoy being eaten?
Sally Mon: DUH!!!!
Cherry Ripe: Are you proud that you carry about 280 calories
Sally Mon: Well, YES i do!! It is quite fun, i do wish i was like you Cherry Ripe.
Cherry Ripe: Why?
Sally Mon: Cause you don't have to watch your weight!!
Cherry Ripe: YOU?!?! watch YOUR weight????!?!?!?!
Sally Mon: Very much so, people are always watching their eight so if i wanna be eaten i have to be slim and skinny!
Cherry Ripe: I never thought about it that way... the only thing i have to make sure of is if i look pretty or not.
Sally Mon: Lucky Duck!!
Cherry Ripe: (clears throat)
Sally Mon: I mean...er....umnm.... Lucky Cherry!!
Cherry Ripe: that is soo much better!
Sally Mon: i wish this wasn't about how good i am....
Cherry Ripe: Why?
Sally Mon: it should be about how totally amazing and awesome i am!!!
Cherry Ripe: well then thanks for watching Sally Mon tell how... umm... totally amazing and awesome she is!
Sally Mon: don't forget to eat me!!!!
Cherry Ripe: and that to....
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